I

It’s now a long time that I have wrote something. I just found this “I” tag in Dhanya’s blog. Thinking this would kill a bit of time before the Italy-Spain match which will begin in an hour. Here it goes...

I am: God (Appooppan told me)

I think: my client is a Walrus

I know: how to make Aviyal

I want: Kappa& Chammanthi right now

I have: a bad memory

I wish: we both were the same

I hate: the urban life

I miss: the monsoon

I fear: ICICI bank

I feel: comfortable on a stormy night

I hear: Soumya in Youtube

I smell: Kaalan, a Kerala dish

I crave: for a sexy wife

I search: for my cell everyday

I wonder: how can people act so much in life

I regret: if I had locked the bathroom that day

I love: to travel

I ache: my back most of the days

I care: my books, which I never want to lose until I die

I am not: like you

I believe: in people who can understand what I say

I dance: in winter

I sing: often in the bathroom

I cry: inside myself

I don’t always: please others

I fight: for my Country

I write: very bad English and a better Malayalam

I win: when I feel others are convinced by my point

I lose: when I feel my friends are lying

I never: cheat my team

I always: want to be in the snow

I confuse: myself over coffee and tea though I like coffee better

I listen: to myself when I am confused

I can usually be found: looking at the sky

I am scared: of settling down in Bangaluru

I need: to change my job

I am happy about: the way government has not controlled inflation.

The Train

Suhruthu thala vacha paalathiloode nyan thirthadanathinu pooyi

(On the same rail, where my friend killed himself, I went on a pilgrimage)
- A.Ayyappan.

Many friends are married now. All seem to be pretty happy with the situation. My best friend had a baby two weeks before. He is currently in the Middle East and was extremely excited over the phone .

Another friend, P who got married in December seems to be really motivated. Thanks to the winter and the monsoon to come.

Yet another friend’s ad came in the Matrimony column in one of the leading news papers last Sunday “Nampoothiri parents seeks alliance for their only good-looking handsome, son, B.tech, MBA, currently working in the U.S. from educated girls of suitable caste. Please apply with horoscope to Box no: 99, Kottayam”.

So many of my friends are already married or getting married soon. Days are sunny .Now marriage looks like a cool idea. Moreover even if you are fat and dark you should look for a fair and slim girl. All depends on your money, family status and the job. After all the ratio of men to women in Kerala is 1000:1058.So your chances are high.Flowers are blooming. Today when I looked at the mirror I felt spectacular. I have become smarter and more handsome. The idea of owning a sexy house wife some naughty children are not far utopian.

I have just boarded the train. The train to the future...

I know future is the place where I need to spend the rest of my life. The destination is defined. Nobody has to pull the chain!

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Appendix

Yesterday in sleep I wrote a letter to my future in-laws which read something like this

Dearest In-laws,

……..well!
…………………...

Please could you send me as soon as possible, the washing machine and the dishwasher which you produced a couple of decades before…

Yours ever in respect,
Eashwar

Aggressive Mallu boys

Interview with a Mallu

Me: why are you sad?
Mallu: Bajji slapped Sree
Me: so…?
Mallu: He is the Mallu Youth Icon and see he cried, I too feel like crying
Me: Why did he cry for the slap
Mallu: It might have pained him a lot
Me: ok damn it…Why didn’t he give one back instead?
Mallu: We shouldn’t do that, it is not good; we should keep a good example for this country.
Me: Ok, so don’t you think it was funny that a young man cried aloud in front of the country
Mallu: May be he did it out of an embarrassment .It is his personal decision to do what ever he wants to do
Me:What do you think about his statement that "may be Bajji shook hand at the wrong place"
Mallu:See,Bajji is a spinner of the Ball
Me:Haha, I believe we are criticizing Sree out of proportion. But he was so aggressive in the field and it was actually stunning to see him cry
Mallu: See because Sree cried, Harbajan will be penalized. If Sree had done something, both would have suffered. So crying was the right thing to do at the right time.
Me: May be, but he turned out be a sentimental idiot than the usual aggressive bloke.
Mallu: hmm
Me: Thanks for your time, a pleasure talking to you!
Mallu: Thank you too

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And I received a big comment on this interview from another Mallu(AKG,my previous roomie)

Here it goes…

I w’d like to draw ur attention on how we mathematicians & statisticians call as a ‘Prisoners Dilemma’ or a “Non-Zero-Sum-Game” can be applied to this context/situation/event.

The branch of ‘Game Theory’ that better represents the dynamics of the world we live in is called the theory of non-zero-sum games. Non-zero-sum games differ from zero-sum games in that there is no universally accepted solution. That is, there is no single optimal strategy that is preferable to all others, nor is there a predictable outcome. All what can be done is for the participants in the game/strategy to come out with a ‘win-win situation/strategy’


Lets take a look at the famous ‘Prisoners Dilemma’ proposed by Merril Flood.

CASE
Two criminals are captured by the police. The police suspect that they are responsible for a murder, but do not have enough evidence to prove it in court, though they are able to convict them of a lesser charge (carrying a concealed weapon, for example). The prisoners are put in separate cells with no way to communicate with one another and each is offered to confess.


If neither prisoner confesses, both will be convicted of the lesser offense and sentenced to a year in prison. If both confess to murder, both will be sentenced to 5 years. If, however, one prisoner confesses while the other does not, then the prisoner who confessed will be granted immunity while the prisoner who did not confess will go to jail for 20 years.

What should each prisoner do?

ANSWER

To help us determine the answer, let's come up with a payoff matrix for each prisoner. The value in each cell is the time spent in prison, so the prisoners will try to end up in the matrix cell with the lowest number. The first number of each pair refers to the prison time of prisoner 1, and the second number to prisoner 2.

Prisoner 2
Confess Not Confess
Prisoner 1 Confess 5,5 0,20
Not Confess 20.0 1,1

Let's assume the role of prisoner 1. We're looking to minimize our prison time. Since we have no way of knowing whether our partner in crime has confessed, let's first assume that he has not. If Prisoner 2 doesn't confess either, both will go to prison for 1 year. Not bad. But, if Prisoner 1 confesses, he will go free, while his partner rots away in jail. We'll assume that there is no "honor among thieves" and each prisoner only cares about minimizing his jail time. From the above discussion, it is obvious that if Prisoner 2 does not confess, Prisoner 1 is definitely better off confessing.

Now let's look at the other possibility. Say prisoner 2 confesses. If Prisoner 1 does not confess, he will go to jail for 20 years. But if he does confess, he will get only 5 years in prison. It is clearly better to confess in this case as well.

So is that it? Is the problem solved? Is each prisoner better off confessing? Well, it may seem so from the above discussion, but if we look at the payoff matrix, it is clear that the best payoff for both prisoners is when neither confesses! But game theory advocates that both confess.

This "game" can be generalized to any situation when two players are in a non-cooperative situation where the best all-around situation is for both to cooperate, but the worst individual outcome is to be cooperating player while the other player defects.

On the one hand, it is tempting to defect, or confess. Since you have no way of influencing the other player's decision, no matter what he does, you're better off confessing. But on the other hand, you're both in the same boat. Both of you should be sensible enough to realize that cheating undermines the common good.

There is no single "right" solution to the Prisoner's Dilemma (that's why it's a dilemma). Its implications carry into psychology, economics, and many other fields (and probably into cricket as well, as we’ll try to prove).


Now relate the same to Sree & Bhajji’s problem. They can either ‘collaborate’ or ‘Compete’ with each other. Take a look at the payoff matrix for both:


Note that to ‘Collaborate’ means to agree that you are at fault! To ‘Compete’ means that you argue that you are not at fault, while the other person is at fault!!


Bhajji’s Strategy
Collaborate Compete
Sree’s strategy Collaborate 5 match ban,5 match ban 0 match ban, 11 match ban
Compete 11 match ban,0 match ban 1 match ban,1 match ban


We’ll try to solve this problem from Sree’s point of view. Lets take Sree’s strategy. He would obviously try to minimize his own damage. Since he don’t know what Bhajji’s strategy would be, lets first assume that he (Sree) decides to ‘Compete’. Now assume if Bhajji also ‘Competes’, both will get only One match ban, since …which is not bad at all. On the other hand if Sree decides to ‘Collaborate’ then Bhajji will face 11 game ban, while Sree will walk free. i.e if it is clear that Sree is better off if he ‘Collaborates’


Now if Bhajji decides to ‘Collaborate’, & Sree decides to ‘Compete’ he will get 11 matches ban. But is he also ‘Collaborates’ then each will only be given 5 matches ban. Its clear here that the best strategy for Sree even here is to ‘Collaborate’

The second possibility is of course if Sree decides to ‘Compete’. If Bhajji decides to ‘Collaborate’ then Sree walks free and Bhajji gets 11 match ban. And if Bhajji also ‘Competes’ then each will get only 5 matches ban.


The best strategy therefore for both the players w’d be to ‘Collaborate’ (i.e agree that I am at fault). But the payoff matrix shows that the best solution w’d have been for oth of them to ‘Compete. But a zero sum game advocates that it is better to play ur cards safely even if that may not be the optimal solution, since ur not sure of what the other player might be thinking.
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So had both of them agreed that they are fault at each other, the issue w’d have been settled nicely. On the contrary, the situation has turned out to be good for one of them and worse for the other. Fortunately or e it is Bhajji who has to suffer this time!!


Confused???Get back to me and I’ll reply with a clearer application of Game theory and the Zero/Non Zero Sum games!!!

Wish me please like Dora did!

Its my birthday today!

Go googa laala

Today I got a mail from my client which just asked me

"Can you remind you when my holiday is?"

I Just reminded myself;

My holiday will start on the 9th.I am excited and is home sick right now

I wanna go home...

New Dreams!

I saw a Rainbow, just after it rained yesterday
A Rainbow all the way

Half am I able to tell, such beauty!

Even in that half, only half am I able to drive

Of shades infinite,unfade them on the sky

Always a sweet memory

Be, be not me, my life a trance

Can't forget such a glance

Of colours smell such fragrance!

Thousand thoughts

Just after it rained Yesterday!

Ever in my dreams did I cry?

No! Persuade my mind In darkness;

Ever you a light. The Rainbow!

Dreams never dreamt

Of Prosper high and Life delight

Just after it rained yesterday!

Ever did I have a chance

Bestow thy shadow on my face,

It shall bloom and I shall be You!

My mind shall be a mirror, reflect bliss

Thousand dreams

Just after it rained yesterday!