Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Aggressive Mallu boys

Interview with a Mallu

Me: why are you sad?
Mallu: Bajji slapped Sree
Me: so…?
Mallu: He is the Mallu Youth Icon and see he cried, I too feel like crying
Me: Why did he cry for the slap
Mallu: It might have pained him a lot
Me: ok damn it…Why didn’t he give one back instead?
Mallu: We shouldn’t do that, it is not good; we should keep a good example for this country.
Me: Ok, so don’t you think it was funny that a young man cried aloud in front of the country
Mallu: May be he did it out of an embarrassment .It is his personal decision to do what ever he wants to do
Me:What do you think about his statement that "may be Bajji shook hand at the wrong place"
Mallu:See,Bajji is a spinner of the Ball
Me:Haha, I believe we are criticizing Sree out of proportion. But he was so aggressive in the field and it was actually stunning to see him cry
Mallu: See because Sree cried, Harbajan will be penalized. If Sree had done something, both would have suffered. So crying was the right thing to do at the right time.
Me: May be, but he turned out be a sentimental idiot than the usual aggressive bloke.
Mallu: hmm
Me: Thanks for your time, a pleasure talking to you!
Mallu: Thank you too

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And I received a big comment on this interview from another Mallu(AKG,my previous roomie)

Here it goes…

I w’d like to draw ur attention on how we mathematicians & statisticians call as a ‘Prisoners Dilemma’ or a “Non-Zero-Sum-Game” can be applied to this context/situation/event.

The branch of ‘Game Theory’ that better represents the dynamics of the world we live in is called the theory of non-zero-sum games. Non-zero-sum games differ from zero-sum games in that there is no universally accepted solution. That is, there is no single optimal strategy that is preferable to all others, nor is there a predictable outcome. All what can be done is for the participants in the game/strategy to come out with a ‘win-win situation/strategy’


Lets take a look at the famous ‘Prisoners Dilemma’ proposed by Merril Flood.

CASE
Two criminals are captured by the police. The police suspect that they are responsible for a murder, but do not have enough evidence to prove it in court, though they are able to convict them of a lesser charge (carrying a concealed weapon, for example). The prisoners are put in separate cells with no way to communicate with one another and each is offered to confess.


If neither prisoner confesses, both will be convicted of the lesser offense and sentenced to a year in prison. If both confess to murder, both will be sentenced to 5 years. If, however, one prisoner confesses while the other does not, then the prisoner who confessed will be granted immunity while the prisoner who did not confess will go to jail for 20 years.

What should each prisoner do?

ANSWER

To help us determine the answer, let's come up with a payoff matrix for each prisoner. The value in each cell is the time spent in prison, so the prisoners will try to end up in the matrix cell with the lowest number. The first number of each pair refers to the prison time of prisoner 1, and the second number to prisoner 2.

Prisoner 2
Confess Not Confess
Prisoner 1 Confess 5,5 0,20
Not Confess 20.0 1,1

Let's assume the role of prisoner 1. We're looking to minimize our prison time. Since we have no way of knowing whether our partner in crime has confessed, let's first assume that he has not. If Prisoner 2 doesn't confess either, both will go to prison for 1 year. Not bad. But, if Prisoner 1 confesses, he will go free, while his partner rots away in jail. We'll assume that there is no "honor among thieves" and each prisoner only cares about minimizing his jail time. From the above discussion, it is obvious that if Prisoner 2 does not confess, Prisoner 1 is definitely better off confessing.

Now let's look at the other possibility. Say prisoner 2 confesses. If Prisoner 1 does not confess, he will go to jail for 20 years. But if he does confess, he will get only 5 years in prison. It is clearly better to confess in this case as well.

So is that it? Is the problem solved? Is each prisoner better off confessing? Well, it may seem so from the above discussion, but if we look at the payoff matrix, it is clear that the best payoff for both prisoners is when neither confesses! But game theory advocates that both confess.

This "game" can be generalized to any situation when two players are in a non-cooperative situation where the best all-around situation is for both to cooperate, but the worst individual outcome is to be cooperating player while the other player defects.

On the one hand, it is tempting to defect, or confess. Since you have no way of influencing the other player's decision, no matter what he does, you're better off confessing. But on the other hand, you're both in the same boat. Both of you should be sensible enough to realize that cheating undermines the common good.

There is no single "right" solution to the Prisoner's Dilemma (that's why it's a dilemma). Its implications carry into psychology, economics, and many other fields (and probably into cricket as well, as we’ll try to prove).


Now relate the same to Sree & Bhajji’s problem. They can either ‘collaborate’ or ‘Compete’ with each other. Take a look at the payoff matrix for both:


Note that to ‘Collaborate’ means to agree that you are at fault! To ‘Compete’ means that you argue that you are not at fault, while the other person is at fault!!


Bhajji’s Strategy
Collaborate Compete
Sree’s strategy Collaborate 5 match ban,5 match ban 0 match ban, 11 match ban
Compete 11 match ban,0 match ban 1 match ban,1 match ban


We’ll try to solve this problem from Sree’s point of view. Lets take Sree’s strategy. He would obviously try to minimize his own damage. Since he don’t know what Bhajji’s strategy would be, lets first assume that he (Sree) decides to ‘Compete’. Now assume if Bhajji also ‘Competes’, both will get only One match ban, since …which is not bad at all. On the other hand if Sree decides to ‘Collaborate’ then Bhajji will face 11 game ban, while Sree will walk free. i.e if it is clear that Sree is better off if he ‘Collaborates’


Now if Bhajji decides to ‘Collaborate’, & Sree decides to ‘Compete’ he will get 11 matches ban. But is he also ‘Collaborates’ then each will only be given 5 matches ban. Its clear here that the best strategy for Sree even here is to ‘Collaborate’

The second possibility is of course if Sree decides to ‘Compete’. If Bhajji decides to ‘Collaborate’ then Sree walks free and Bhajji gets 11 match ban. And if Bhajji also ‘Competes’ then each will get only 5 matches ban.


The best strategy therefore for both the players w’d be to ‘Collaborate’ (i.e agree that I am at fault). But the payoff matrix shows that the best solution w’d have been for oth of them to ‘Compete. But a zero sum game advocates that it is better to play ur cards safely even if that may not be the optimal solution, since ur not sure of what the other player might be thinking.

So had both of them agreed that they are fault at each other, the issue w’d have been settled nicely. On the contrary, the situation has turned out to be good for one of them and worse for the other. Fortunately or e it is Bhajji who has to suffer this time!!


Confused???Get back to me and I’ll reply with a clearer application of Game theory and the Zero/Non Zero Sum games!!!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Wish me please like Dora did!

Its my birthday today!


Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Go googa laala


Today I got a mail from my client which just asked me

"Can you remind you when my holiday is?"

I Just reminded myself;

My holiday will start on the 9th.I am excited and is home sick right now

I wanna go home...

Monday, March 17, 2008

New Dreams!

I saw a Rainbow, just after it rained yesterday
A Rainbow all the way

Half am I able to tell, such beauty!

Even in that half, only half am I able to drive

Of shades infinite,unfade them on the sky

Always a sweet memory

Be, be not me, my life a trance

Can't forget such a glance

Of colours smell such fragrance!

Thousand thoughts

Just after it rained Yesterday!

Ever in my dreams did I cry?

No! Persuade my mind In darkness;

Ever you a light. The Rainbow!

Dreams never dreamt

Of Prosper high and Life delight

Just after it rained yesterday!

Ever did I have a chance

Bestow thy shadow on my face,

It shall bloom and I shall be You!

My mind shall be a mirror, reflect bliss

Thousand dreams

Just after it rained yesterday!

Monday, March 10, 2008

Bandha(na)?

Conflicts in relationships:

Relationship is one of the most denounced words in the Blogosphere. I have always wondered what this word is and why folks hate it. Isn’t it a word of joy, a word of perseverance?

Relationships can be default, like what we have with our parents, siblings or any other family member. It happens by itself, in common language, the relationship of the blood. Think of orphans who have nothing to do with blood relation.

Relationships can be artless. You travel on a train and you meet someone. You are attracted enough to talk to him/her. You may or may not meet later, but you move on. Still you keep that memory, that warmth. I don’t know what that relationship is?

Time can be a factor in relationships. You may have hundreds of colleagues but ultimately a few turn out to be your friends. Relationships turn in course of time. Friends may become enemies and enemies may become friends. There is no logic in what I am saying, but it happens. If you are an enemy to someone, you still have a negative relationship with him.

It can be accidental. You meet your partner on a road or may be in a restaurant. You get attracted enough to talk to him and you walk away with him. There is no much + or – calculation done. It happens within no time. The decision is made.

Relationship can be a choice. You choose your partner from a hundred nominations. You are taking a chance. Most of the time you win. May be that is a compromised relationship, may be that is a true positive one.

Are relationships a chain?do they lock you at times not to be what you really are or what you really want to be? different encounters turn your life!

Are all encounters necessarily a relationship? Can be. We go to a place and love to get back there at some point. We are in a way making a relationship with it. In general, relationship is a mind game. All relationships are thought about, they never exist. It is a perception.

Still they provide happiness in different ways,though most of the relationships are to be missed at some point or the other.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Cho eats too much!!

Its my home @ Bangalore and its late night and the theatre is on...
there are two guests here. Both are Virgins and are mad. I envy both cos they work from(for) home most of the days and I work the ridiculous office out.
And today @ Theatre are 3 actors
The story is of a Japanese writer turned actor, Jeremy Cho.
Cho is currently working @ Trivandrum and is a business analyst. His friend Valaulikar was working @ a famous research firm @ Bombay and is now employed in Bangalore
And the villain Sashi, a research consultant. me!
Cho is currently in Bangalore for some research and is working from Sasi's home. Meanwhile he is not paying Sashi any rent. Sashi is annoyed by this.
Also Valaulikar offered Sashi a flight to Kerala and later declined .Sashi is pissed off by this decision
Sashi decides to throw both Cho and Valaulikar out of his house at this time of the night.
Keep you posted on later developments if Sashi is alive...